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Lanyn's Ruminations

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So, the movie theater was giving away free small posters from Battle of the Five Armies, so I snapped one up. With it now my second favorite Middle Earth movie behind Fellowship of the ring, I figured it's perfect to go on the wall beside my small Fellowship poster. Only it's 17x 11.5, so it doesn't actually fit in the standard 11x17 frames that you can pick up at Michael's. Grrrr. So, either I have to put it in a 12x18 and have edges showing, or I need to get it custom framed. All because it's off-size. Sigh.

How not to stage an opera
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Okay, so I'm not the biggest Mozart fan in the world (give me Puccini and Verdi and Donizetti any day), but I do rather enjoy Don Giovanni. It's very funny, has great music, and the lead character goes to hell, usually in a big, giant flame-out. But it's a long opera, has a lot of stand-around-and-sing... but last year I saw Simon Keenlyside sing the role live, and I realized Don Giovanni didn't have to feel long or boring. It could be energetic and full of life, and even the stand-around-and-sing parts could be filled with stuff to watch.

The LA Phil production I saw Friday night? None of those things. The set looked like a giant had crumpled giant masking tape and left balls of it lying around. Then thrown in a few various size boxes for people to climb on for good measure. Now, I could have handled the weird-ass modern set, if the singers still got to act out the opera... oh, but no! They took that away too. Our singers (who were all really good, btw) were stuck walking in slow motion around the set most of the time. No, that's slloooooooowwwwwww moooooooooooottttionnnnnn. Not joking. And they didn't act out what they were singing 95% of the time. They... I don't know what they did. For example, last act, Don Giovanni's supposed to be eating his dinner and Leporello is sneaking food while the two banter with each other. So, this Don was seated on a small box at a bigger box, resting his hands on the big box. Leporello was "sleeping" on the big box in front of him. Neither stirred from their position. Oh, and meanwhile, Don Ottavio was passed out on the floor nearby... he'd been there since the end of his last aria. Nobody moved a muscle. You know, two deep voices singing sound very much alike when you can't see one singer's face (cuz, he's, you know, sleeping on the "table" for some reason during the middle of a scene) and the other one just sits there like a lump. If I didn't know the opera, I wouldn't have known who was saying which words. Even still it was a bit tricky to follow.

And in an opera that long? Dude, slow motion walking? People frozen on stage? Really? How to make the opera seem even fricking longer. There were quite a few people who did not return to their seats for Act 2. Can't say I blame them.

The sad thing is, I love opera, I've loved it my entire life, and if this bores me nearly to death, what's it doing to the people who've never seen an opera? Who's first taste of opera was this contrivance? Sad to think some people might rule opera out because someone felt the need to be "original" and "artsy." I don't know what else to think they were aiming for. At least, the singing was good, the orchestra good, but lordy, the rest. I kind of wish it had been "Don Giovanni on the moon" because, you know, I could have hung with that -- provided the singers got to act their parts out. But not allowing them to actually act out what their characters are singing about... big mistake. Opera is not just music. It's a story and characters set to music. And if you fail the story, then ultimately, it doesn't matter how good the singers sound: the production fails. I would even have preferred a concert stage production, because then at least, they have an excuse to stand around.

And I find it rather amusing that I'll be revisiting Don Giovanni again later this year at the LA Opera. I'm actually looking forward to it. Anything to get the bad taste of this one out of my head. I don't care what time period it's set in, just let the story play itself out the way it was meant to. Give me characters who are actually doing something meaningful to go with their dialogue/arias.
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Zombie evasion!
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Hah! This is awesome. 5K obstacle course Zombie race!
Too bad it's in Baltimore... I'd totally do this. Of course, I need to get in better jogging shape first, but this would be too much fun to pass up.

Book release!
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Lawyers in Hell which includes my short story about Bat Masterson and Wyatt Earp, "Measure of a Man," has hit the bookstores ahead of schedule! You can find it here:

Amazon Paperback

Barnes & Nobles Hardcover

last day of music meme
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Day 30. Your favourite song at this time last year

Um, and how would I possibly know that? Okay, out of curiosity, I looked back through iTunes to see what I loaded last year this time, and I did find an album I loaded that's been at the top of my favorites list ever since. Alas, not a song, this is a full soundtrack. But last year, this time, I was playing it pretty much constantly. It's Jerry Goldsmith's score to Police Story. It's not on youtube either, so no sample.

And that concludes this music meme!
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the old days...
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Day 28. A song that makes you feel guilty

I have no answer for this. I can't think of any songs that make me feel guilty.

Day 29. A song from your childhood

Most of the songs of my youth were from operettas or musicals that my dad played. This one in particular totally takes me right back to my childhood house, listening to records near the white brick fireplace. The version my dad had was with Nelson Eddy singing, but I think we had Mario Lanza too.

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On a blustery rainy day
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Day 27. A song that you wish you could play

As in... a song play an instrument on? None, though if I was in a rock band in general, I would want to play bass. But really, of course, I wish I could sing opera... any Puccini opera. I'd like to be a soprano who could handle that. Tosca and La Fanciulla would be the two I'd most want to perform in their entirety, but for arias, I think I most want to sing this one, from the last act of Manon Lescaut: "Sola, Perduta, Abbandonata." It is my favorite soprano aria by Puccini. No one could marry such despair and such beauty quite the way Puccini could.



(Senza Mamma from Puccini's Suor Angelica and the Seguidilla from Bizet's Carmen run close seconds.

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Day 26. Your favourite cover version

This is tough for me because I usually don't know a cover song from a hole in the ground. I just don't know enough songs to know when one was written by someone else. But! It just so happens this topic came up a couple weeks ago in my family, when I discovered a song I really liked by the Doors was a cover. I always assumed it was their song until I heard someone else singing it on the classic arts channel, and my sister said, well, duh, that's Kurt Weill's Alabama Song! So, now I know at least one cover song, and I really love the Doors version of it.


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Day 25. A song that makes you laugh


So long, farewell...
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Day 24. A song that you want to play at your funeral

"The chickens are revolting"!! No, no, no!

Seriously? Hm. I'd want a mix of my favorite Jerry Goldsmith Western soundtrack cues, as well as a few of my favorite opera arias. But the big ones would be Rio Conchos, Breakheart Pass, Take a Hard Ride, 100 Rifles, Bandolero, The Loner, Rio Lobo, Hour of the Gun, Lonely are the Brave.



Or this works rather nicely! Hits most of the main themes, anyway!


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